Lovely Nora 🐷 — Professional Napper & Snack Enthusiast

About This Piglet 🐷

A totally professional biography, definitely not written by a sleepy person

Hi, I'm Nora! 👋

I'm basically a pig in human form. I love three things: sleeping, eating, and sleeping while eating. My spirit animal is a baby pig rolling in mud on a sunny day.

When I'm not horizontal in bed with snacks balanced on my chest, you can find me at food festivals, dumpling restaurants, or anywhere with a "All You Can Eat" sign.

My life philosophy? "Why stand when you can sit? Why sit when you can lie down? Why lie down awake when you can sleep?" — Confucius, probably.

🐷 Pig Energy 💤 Expert Sleeper 🥐 Snack Master 🥟 Dumpling Queen 😴 Always Tired 🥚 Egg Cake Rally Veteran

My Adventures 📸

Or: Evidence that I occasionally leave my bed

🐷 Peak Performance

This is what excellence looks like. Banana in one hand, croissant in the other, phone on chest. I call this move "The Triple Threat." Olympic-level snacking.

🐷 Pig Mode: Maximum

🌧️ Rainy Day Adventures

Me pretending to be a functioning member of society at the Gastown Steam Clock. Don't be fooled — I was 10 minutes away from going back to bed.

🐽 Left Bed (Barely)

😴 The Negotiation

"One more snack before bed?" Me negotiating with my inner pig at 2am. The face says it all — this is a pig who knows she's not getting more snacks but is asking anyway.

🐷 Snack Denied

🥟 The Sacred Ritual

Me about to devour an entire basket of dumplings like a baby pig at a trough. That wide-eyed look? That's the face of someone who has been waiting 45 minutes for food.

🐽 Trough Mode: ON

🥚 The Great Egg Cake Rally

Yes, this is a real rally with egg cake (ji dan bing) flags. No, I did not plan this. Yes, I was the happiest pig in attendance. If there's a food-themed event, I WILL find it.

🐷 Food Radar: Activated

💤 My Final Form

This is my natural state. Scientists believe I was born horizontal. My bed has a permanent Nora-shaped imprint. I've been awake for 3 minutes in this photo and it shows.

😴 Sleep Level: Expert

🐽 Double Pig Energy

When two pigs find each other, they synchronize their pouty faces. This is called "pig bonding." We do this approximately 47 times a day. It's a lifestyle.

🐷 Pig x2 = Optimal

🍳 My Dream Pot

A GIANT PINK POT. This is the crossover episode nobody asked for but everyone needed. If I could sleep in this pot, I would. It's basically a pig-sized bed for cooking.

🐽 Would Nap In It

🤔 Deep Thoughts

Me having a profound philosophical moment. I was probably thinking about dinner. Or lunch. Or breakfast. Or all three at once. A pig's mind is always on food.

🐷 Brain: 404 Not Found

Pig Facts with Nora 🐷

Things I have in common with actual pigs (it's a lot)

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Pigs are smarter than dogs

And I'm smarter than most pigs. Except when I forget where I put my phone while holding it. Which happens daily.

😴

Pigs love sleeping

Pigs sleep 7-8 hours a day and love napping. I sleep 7-8 hours at NIGHT plus 3-4 naps. I'm an overachiever pig.

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Pigs eat everything

Pigs are omnivores who eat anything. I too eat anything. Especially if it's fried, has cheese on it, or comes in dumpling form.

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Pigs love mud baths

Pigs roll in mud to stay cool. I roll in my blankets to stay cozy. Same energy, different medium.

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Pigs are social creatures

Pigs love cuddling and being around friends. I love cuddling too — mainly with my pillow, my blanket, and my snacks.

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Pigs communicate with oinks

Pigs have over 20 different vocalizations. I also have multiple sounds: snoring, munching, and the legendary "mmmph" when eating.

My Daily Schedule 📋

A totally normal and productive day in the life of a piglet

7:00 AM

Alarm goes off. Ignore it. It's just a suggestion.

8:30 AM

Wake up for real. Consider getting up. Decide against it.

9:00 AM

Breakfast in bed. Banana + croissant + whatever's within arm's reach.

10:00 AM

Morning nap. All that eating was exhausting. Need to recharge.

12:00 PM

Lunch. Dumplings. Always dumplings. Don't question it.

1:00 PM

Post-lunch nap. Food coma is not a choice, it's a lifestyle.

3:00 PM

Snack time. The most productive hour of my day.

4:00 PM

Consider exercising. Open phone. Scroll for 2 hours instead.

6:30 PM

Dinner. Something with rice. Or noodles. Or both. I'm not picky.

8:00 PM

Evening activities. Blanket + snacks + phone = peak happiness.

10:00 PM

Declare "I should sleep early tonight." Continue scrolling until 1am.

1:00 AM

Actually sleep. Dream about dumplings. Wake up. Repeat.

Feed Me (With Messages) 💌

Send me snacks, compliments, or nap tips

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Email

[email protected]
(I'll reply between naps)

📸

Instagram

@lovely.nora
(Mostly food pics)

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WeChat

lovely_nora
(Send dumpling stickers)

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Location

Somewhere in bed
(Look for the blanket lump)